a MegaNoodles fic (by request)
Megagirl couldn’t formulate a conclusion based on the evidence she had collected, and were she human, she would say that it was driving her crazy.
As she was a robot, it was simply trying to compute irreconcilable data.
It was still driving her crazy.
She had made a list. A sensible, matter-of-fact thing to do, exactly the sort of thing she was good at. Exactly the sort of thing she had been programmed for. The positive and negative aspects of entering into a relationship with one Tootsie Noodles.
The negative side had taken up twelve gigs of RAM.
The positive side had only one thing on it.
LOVE.
She surveyed the list on her eyescreens, with some suspicion. She wasn’t entirely sure it was a legitimate reason to have on the list. But somehow, she knew it had to be there.
And somehow, she knew that it made the rest inconsequential.
Love was enough. Even for a robot.